Archive for the ‘747’ tag
In Flight Privacy
Previously, we sent our reporters on a first class mission. Now, we are reporting from coach. Names removed to protect the innocent.
Hi, we had a delay of one hour. I’ll probably arrive to you place around midnight. If it’s too late can you please leave the keys outside?
No problem. I’ll wait for you. Is it tonight or tomorrow?
Tonight… In flight internet is awesome…
Is it really IN flight internet? Can you see porn?
When my “neighbors” will sleep I’ll definitely try it…
You need protection. For the next flight buy one of those 3com protection screens…
So that’s the real reason you need it…
I’m thinking about a smart answer, since this conversation is being blogged…..
In my opinion, this post speaks for itself.
Reports From The Front
Security Pie’s chief chef was sent on a mission to examine the culinary conditions in Mongolia. Here are the first reports received from the front (seat):
First class is nice. Very nice. But XX (name removed to protect the innocent) G5 is still nicer. Much nicer.
More updates to come