Security Pie

I want to be free of accountability. I want to be Dick Fuld. I want to be Visa. I want to be Moody’s. I want to be Fair Isaacs. I want to take other people money and have no responsibility. I want to be Ken Lewis. I want to be American Express. I want to give dead beats other people’s money and make a profit. I want to suck the American people dry. I want to be Fannie Mae. I want to be John Thain. I want a million dollar office. I want to capitalize on other’s misfortunes. I want to makeoff with the savings of others. I want to be Freddie Mac. I want to be AIG. I want to be ignorant. I want to claim innocence. I want to be Mastercard. I want to print in fine letters a deal with the devil. I want you all to be subjects. I want to own FICO. I want to own your future. I want to be Experian. I want to be Trans Union. I want to be Washington Mutual. I want to fire my employees. I want to be Equifax. I want no responsibility. I want rewards. I want to be RBS. I want to create derivatives that will hide deadbeats in a cloak of A+’s. I want to be Bear Sterns. I want to be Lehman. I want to be the dollar bill. With not a care in the world. I want to be standard but not poor. I want to be Morgan Stanley. I want to be Goldman Sachs. I want to be Citibank. I want to be a collateralized debt obligation. I want to have the term debt in my name. I want to be an asset. I want to be Nationwide. I want to be bought by Ken.  I want to be Society Generale. I want to be Rick Wagoner. I want to be an American car maker. I want to be Hank Paulson. I want to waterboard prisoners. I want to be Alan Fishman. I want to be Edward Liddy. I want to be…

Who me? Nah. I just want to take advantage of the upcoming bubble. Whatever it may be.